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bastardbytradeI can't see shit, but from listening in to what people say on this damn thing, I've gotten off lightly.
[Breathing is heavy. Mordecai is having a bit of trouble keeping it together.]
Should of known this would happen--
[Sharp inhale, like a gasp.]
What the fuck was-- Bloodwing!? Is that you boy? Lilith!? Where the hell are you?!
[[ooc: Mordecai was a Lookout, so he's blind. Also has a few little sound based hallucinations happening, namely a rush of wings flapping past his head. He might be seen ducking from nothing and cringing away cursing Rakks and Skags. Throw in the mouth filter fail and we've got ourselves one very paranoid, very insecure Mordecai.
Also. His mask is off. 8D]]
[Breathing is heavy. Mordecai is having a bit of trouble keeping it together.]
Should of known this would happen--
[Sharp inhale, like a gasp.]
What the fuck was-- Bloodwing!? Is that you boy? Lilith!? Where the hell are you?!
[[ooc: Mordecai was a Lookout, so he's blind. Also has a few little sound based hallucinations happening, namely a rush of wings flapping past his head. He might be seen ducking from nothing and cringing away cursing Rakks and Skags. Throw in the mouth filter fail and we've got ourselves one very paranoid, very insecure Mordecai.
Also. His mask is off. 8D]]
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*BOOM PHASEBLAST* SHOOOOOOOOP
Date: 2010-01-26 01:58 pm (UTC)TRANSFUSION GRENADE + EXPLOSIVE SNIPER
Date: 2010-01-26 02:02 pm (UTC)Easier said than done.
[Mordecai strikes the arm of the chair with a closed fist.]
Damn this fucking boat.
NEVER MIND THE ZOOMING PINK LADY
Date: 2010-01-26 02:16 pm (UTC)I hear that. Sick of the dampers on my power.
[She freezes.
Did he hear that from her mouth before? Shiiiiit.]
THE GRENADE WILL GET HER WHEN SHE STOPS.
Date: 2010-01-26 02:20 pm (UTC)You poor thing. You're almost like the rest of us.
[His tone is dryer than dry.]
BUT WAIT... IT'S ANOTHER PHASEBLAST!?
Date: 2010-01-26 02:26 pm (UTC)But no. Lilith forces calm and affects her furiously disaffected mask.]
Not even close. Don't you forget it.
...HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT SO FAST? :U
Date: 2010-01-26 02:44 pm (UTC)By his own reply, Mordecai says nothing. This conversation is only going down hill for the both of them and really, his mood is black enough without her contribution.]
THEY CALL ME WENCH
Date: 2010-01-27 02:05 am (UTC)It lasts at *least* half an hour, and then she blurts.]
I am not sleeping on the floor.
BLOODY HELL WOMAN.
Date: 2010-01-27 02:51 pm (UTC)You're not sleeping in my bed.
YOU LIKE IT
Date: 2010-01-27 02:57 pm (UTC)[Lilith knows how to win this argument.
Rather than keep up their circular bitching, she sits up, deigning to glance to see where his attention is. Not that it matters. She is going to strip down to her panties and shirt and there is nothing he can do to stop her. The process commences, articles of clothing falling in soft fwips.]
ONLY ON TUESDAYS. IT'S THURSDAY LOL.
Date: 2010-01-27 03:03 pm (UTC)Stop that before I get too excited.
[Mordecai tenses. STUPID. FUCKING. FILTER.]
TUESDAYS/THURSDAYS >:
Date: 2010-01-27 03:05 pm (UTC)I'm not gonna be naked.
[Fakes a yawn.]
Just... so tired...
NUH UH
Date: 2010-01-27 03:13 pm (UTC)He's moved around the room enough to know the basic outline and it's a straight path from chair to bed. Not realizing that she's already in it, Mordecai blindly finds his way to the edge of the bed and sweeps a hand back to make sure he's got his bearings right and that the mattress really is there.
Lilith's leg was not his intended point of contact.]
Re: NUH UH
Date: 2010-01-27 03:15 pm (UTC)Whether or not he meant to, she indulges in more assholeishness and moans. Loudly.]
OKAY FINE
Date: 2010-01-28 01:13 pm (UTC)Mordecai really hates her right now.]
You're not sleeping in my damn bed.
HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK *twirls mustache*
Date: 2010-01-28 01:44 pm (UTC)Because Lilith is determined to emerge victorious.]
Mmhmmm?
[Those rustling noises are someone lifting his blanket and going to snuggle underneath it.]
OH WAIT. I LIED. 8D
Date: 2010-01-28 02:00 pm (UTC)It doesn't matter where she lands, or how she lands. He just wants her out of his bed.]
WAAAAAAAT, DIRTY CHEAT
Date: 2010-01-28 02:34 pm (UTC)[He successfully drags her off, some pain spared by her shirt and the rounded edge of his bed. The biggest shock Lilith suffers is to her ass, face-near-crotch, with the strong temptation to headbutt him again. Instead....
Instead, she tersely raises a hand and grabs, which in her experience gets a man off-guard, worried, or both. Then Lilith is giving the mightiest shove of her life.]
*THROWS CARDS ON TABLE* FULL HOUSE!
Date: 2010-01-30 05:54 am (UTC)Don't you da--
[She dared. The shove sends him back, falling to the ground and smacking his head on the ground. Instinctively he coils, hands going to his groin to protect himself from whatever else was coming his way.
It's times like this that Mordecai is extremely thankful for his shield.
He uncoils, stretching out on the floor.]
Well thank fuck for Anshin.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Date: 2010-01-30 06:00 am (UTC)But it's been a long, long time since she paid good and hard attention to her conscience. Her arrogant cocoon smothers the spark.]
Why so freaking possessive!?
*smokes cigar* I'LL BE TAKIN' MAH CHIPS
Date: 2010-01-30 06:06 am (UTC)Take a fucking guess, Lilith.
NEVER!! *shovels into mouth*
Date: 2010-01-30 06:12 am (UTC)Lilith refuses to think about how unnecessary the junk shot was with a blind man, or why it should matter if Mordecai won't ease into her bullshit and let her lead him by the reins. And she hates that look in his eyes.]
Fucking shit.
[There is a blatant option, here, and she takes it. Lilith snarls, standing, clawing the sheets open to slip underneath. An easy, empty victory.]
*ahsdfjashfjhskjhalhfdas*
Date: 2010-01-30 07:12 am (UTC)Mordecai exhales steadily and shuts his eyes. Fine. Take the bed. He's slept on the floor before.]
DELISHUS PLASTIC
Date: 2010-01-30 07:27 am (UTC)Stupid man.
Lilith doesn't give a shit if she has his approval.]
No one is stopping you from SHARING.
[Ugh. Time to try and ignore the voices and sleep.]