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[bastardbytrade]

[and through the scratchy sounds of him messing with the comm, Mordecai's dry growling voice is heard]

Alright, what is this shit? Prison? [sarcastic chuckle goes here] You think you can keep me here? HAH!

Tannis, if you're somehow involved in this I promise I will have your head mounted on my wall before the day is over. I don't care how much you pay.

[more scratching, a few thuds as he moves around the room]

By the way, the room sucks. [pause] And where the HELL is Bloodwing?! [raaaah the sniper is angry]

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[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

...I should have known you'd be involved. [he's a little bit happier than a moment ago, but still rather pissed off]

And of course I'm not fucking dead.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Involved!? If by involved you mean getting dumped on my ass without a heads-up, then yeah, I'm involved.

Coulda fooled me. This place is supposed to be some kind of haven for people when their...

[Fuck. This is gonna sound nuts.]

... realities are a bust. [Waiting for him to start giggling.]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[.............yeah he's laughing]

[it's kinda loud.]

Oh really. [still snickering] Do continue.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so fuck you, I wouldn't believe it either if not for the shit that goes on around here.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[air of smug]

You been drinkin' Lilith? Not that I care but you're talking crazy.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

[Exasperated grunt.]

I have, but that's so not the point. Willing to bet that in a few days you're gonna be drinking too.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

Point the way and I'll be drinking right now.

[pause] Are you armed?

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Screw off and find the booze yourself. No, I'm not armed, or else I wouldn't still BE on this stupid boat.

[Hoping that he doesn't ask about her powers. Would like him to still believe she's a lethal killing machine.]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[growl]

Why am I not fucking surprised. I've got nothing. Sword gone, guns gone, Blood gone.

[not gonna ask... yet. will wait to laugh in her face about it]

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

[Will haul off and break his cute little nose.]

... They took your bird? Serves you right for not training him well enough, ass.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[aaand that hit a nerve]

You and I both know there wasn't anything wrong with his training. [danger danger! high voltage!]

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

[Working up to somethin' special~]

'S that why I kept finding my freaking panties in your precious birdy's vomit? Not easy to get on Pandora, in CASE you hadn't noticed.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[okay that earned a snerk, a very dry, still annoyed snerk, but still]

He did that part on his own.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Did you or did you not reward it for pulling that crap.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

It made me laugh. Have you ever seen yourself when you flip out?

Fucking hilarious.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Glad I could amuse.


By the way.

That time he took a dump aaall over your arm?

Laxatives do work on the undead. The more you know!

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

.....[humor vanishing yet again]

Bitch.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Douchebag.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[hint of a laugh]

I keep waiting for our fearless leader to break this shit up. Where the hell is Roland?

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Hell if I have any clue.

[Thought his and your punk asses were GONE before now, Mordecai.]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

Well shit. So it's just you and me.

[tone suggest be might be happy with this... then again that might just be more sarcasm seeping through]

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

[Lilith knows which one she thinks it is.]

Don't get sentimental on me. Might cry.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

Cry? A heartless creature like you? I'll believe it when I see it.

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

... [Disbelieving that she'd almost started to be RELIEVED that he was alive.] Can it already.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[another laugh but he says no more]