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[bastardbytrade]

[The comm clicks on and Mordecai's rather dry growl of a voice is heard.]

I guess I should speak up before this freakin' thing starts spraying water again.

[He hopes it's water anyway.]

Seems we've got a few new prisoners. Guess what? You ain't going home.

[Idle conversation has never been his thing. Mordecai cuts the transmission.]

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[ntjstapwn]

Don't forget to mention our worlds have been destroyed.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[Have a chuckle.]

I was gonna save that part for later.

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

[Jinx is just going to add his piece because he's an asshole.]

Also, yer gonna die at least once an this isn't any dream vacation like yer probably thinkin'.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

Once? Twice?

Hell, why not make it three times? I hear you get a prize if you do.

[brittlenerves.livejournal.com]

[Xanth sees this post.

Xanth does not like this post.

Xanth is going to scroll away now, confused and mildly depressed.]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[If he knew you were listening, he would probably laugh.

Aw hell. Mordecai is laughing anyway. If only sweet little Xanth could hear him.]

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Hey, shut up. We're out of this fucking dive eventually.

[But does she care about the other passengers? LOL NOT MOSTLY.]

[Audio]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

Longest fucking boat ride I've ever been on.

[Can you hear that monotone, Lilith?]

[Audio]

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

So, what, gonna put your thumbs up your ass and call it quits?

[She does not like.]

[Audio]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[Have a dry laugh.]

Like hell am I giving up. We're getting of this fucking boat. All I'm saying is, they best be prepared for a long ride.

[Audio]

[phasebitchin.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's what I thought you said.

[Lilith makes a frustrated noise, smoothing back her hair and running her fingers through the fading red.]

Wanna drink?

[Audio]

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[There's a rather distinct clink of glassware. Mordecai chuckles.]

I'm already onto that.

[Really Lilith. Did you think he made this post sober?]