[He knew it was coming, it just didn't know where it was coming from. When she grabs him he freezes, body tense.]
Don't you da--
[She dared. The shove sends him back, falling to the ground and smacking his head on the ground. Instinctively he coils, hands going to his groin to protect himself from whatever else was coming his way.
It's times like this that Mordecai is extremely thankful for his shield.
*THROWS CARDS ON TABLE* FULL HOUSE!
Don't you da--
[She dared. The shove sends him back, falling to the ground and smacking his head on the ground. Instinctively he coils, hands going to his groin to protect himself from whatever else was coming his way.
It's times like this that Mordecai is extremely thankful for his shield.
He uncoils, stretching out on the floor.]
Well thank fuck for Anshin.