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[bastardbytrade]

[and through the scratchy sounds of him messing with the comm, Mordecai's dry growling voice is heard]

Alright, what is this shit? Prison? [sarcastic chuckle goes here] You think you can keep me here? HAH!

Tannis, if you're somehow involved in this I promise I will have your head mounted on my wall before the day is over. I don't care how much you pay.

[more scratching, a few thuds as he moves around the room]

By the way, the room sucks. [pause] And where the HELL is Bloodwing?! [raaaah the sniper is angry]

Comments

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

What the fuck? And why is that?

[Why yes he is suspicious.]

[weaponxi.livejournal.com]

The captain doesn't like it when you don't speak speak and will punish you.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

Well I'm talkin' so he'd better damn well be listening.

If anything's happened to that bird... [sentence dissolves into grumbling.]

[weaponxi.livejournal.com]

Bird? There is a chance that this bird might be on board.

[bastardbytrade.livejournal.com]

[You have his undivided attention.]

Alright. I'm listening. Keep talkin'.

[weaponxi.livejournal.com]

If your bird is not in your room, it may be either on Deck 12 or Deck 13. Unless it likes caves then it might be on Deck 15.